25 June 2008

Duffy - Mercy


Shall We Play a Game?

My favorite scene in WarGames is the part where the fake missles are on their way and NORAD snaps into action. My favorite line is when General Baringer says "Get the ICBMs in the bullpen warmed up and ready to fly. Get me the President on the horn..."

The Booze Test: Name that alcohol

I almost got 100% on this Booze Test. See if you can beat my knowledge of booze...

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24 June 2008

George Carlin - The Seven Words

Rest in peace George... We will miss you.

21 June 2008

20 June 2008

DJ Tiesto - Adagio For Strings

One of my favorite Trance songs...

19 June 2008


Proper Conduct


Welcome New Employees

12 June 2008

Today in History: The Swiss Army Gets Its Own Knife

June 12, 1897: Karl Elsener legally registers his "soldiers' knife" for use by the Swiss army. In an age when nationalism was fashionable, Elsener, a Swiss manufacturer of surgical instruments and cutlery, was a very fashionable man indeed. So he was less than thrilled to learn that the Swiss army was importing Solingen blades from neighboring Germany. Elsener set out to develop a homegrown multifunctional tool worthy of being carried by his local Alpine troops. His prototype of what became known as the Swiss army knife appeared in 1891. The original -- made with a wooden handle -- included a blade, a screwdriver and a can opener. But Elsener was not happy with it and tinkered endlessly, adding a second blade using a revolutionary spring mechanism, and strengthening the housing.

07 June 2008

Canadian Computer Corner

Worst "Final Countown" Cover... Ever.

Yeah, this is pretty much the worst cover... Ever.

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01 June 2008

The Mafia's Ten Commandments

The Mafia's Ten Commandments have been found after police arrested a top Godfather in Sicily. Under the secret Cosa Nostra code of conduct, the so-called "men of honour" must avoid bars, other gangsters' wives and girlfriends and be on time. The list of rules emerged from documents seized after the arrest of Salvatore Lo Piccolo, 65, at a secret mob meeting in Palermo, along with his son Sandro, 32, and two other godfathers.

The 10 'Mafiosi' commandments are:

1. No one can present himself directly to another of our friends. There must be a third person to do it.
2. Never look at the wives of friends.
3. Never be seen with cops.
4. Don't go to pubs and clubs.
5. Always be available for Cosa Nostra, even if your wife's about to give birth.
6. Appointments must be respected.
7. Wives must be treated with respect.
8. When asked for any information, the answer must be the truth.
9. Money cannot be appropriated if it belongs to others or to other families.
10. People who can't be part of Cosa Nostra are anyone with a close relative in the police, with a two-timing relative in the family, anyone who behaves badly and doesn't hold to moral values.